User blog:Snowyhime/DARLING in the FRANXX Drama CD Volume 1 : Kiken na Yuuwaku Translation

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Translation of the first drama CD, dialogue per dialogue translation.

Translation
*Bold-Italic=Action* (Thoughts/Monologues)  ♪Singing♪

* Futoshi and Zorome are running in the forest*

Futoshi: Zorome, hurry up, hurry up!

Zorome: Hey, let’s rest for a bit!

Futoshi: No, we can’t! My stomach is at its limit!

Zorome: Why are your legs so damn fast, you fatty!

Futoshi: Like I said, don’t call me fatty!

Zorome: Hey, wait Futoshi! Don’t leave me behind! Damn it, he only has eyes for food!

Nana: DARLING in the FRANXX, Drama CD volume 1, Kiken na Yuuwaku*. (1)

Hiro: The 13th Plantation, Mistilteinn. We parasites are spending everyday lives here, in this facility surrounded by nature. After a long day of fighting Klaxosaurs, we return to the boarding house, I feel warm and sleepy. This is a story of what happens in those days…

Hiro: Huh? Why is it only Goro and Mitsuru in the lounge? Where is Zorome and Futoshi?

Goro: Eh? Ah, now that you say it, I don’t see them…

Mitsuru: I bet they are wandering off somewhere and will come back when they are hungry.

* Zorome and Futoshi enters the house*

Goro: Just as Mitsuru said. Speak of the devil...

Zorome: Ah, I’m tired. I can’t walk another step…

Goro: What is inside that large sack?

Zorome: Huh? Oh, Futoshi suddenly went “Look at this, Zorome! This is the treasure of the forest!” and then he took everything around us. And he left me to clean up!

Hiro: This is…?

Mitsuru: What…WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS? Disgusting…

Futoshi: Hey, wait! Treat them more gently!

Mitsuru: They are purple with white spots…and flabby…I never imagined these things to exist.

Hiro: Hey, could it be that these are mushrooms?

Goro & Mitsuru: Mushrooms?

Zorome: That reminds me, Futoshi also said the same thing.

Futoshi: As expected of Hiro! My intuition told me that those are edible, and I said we should take before it’s taken!

Goro: Even if you said it’s edible…

Mitsuru: Yeah, I don’t want to eat it.

Futoshi: What did you say?

Mitsuru: After all, Futoshi always loses control when concerning food. Why don’t you learn to restrain yourself? This is why Zorome always makes fun of your body shape…

Futoshi: Khhh…! You said it, you bastard! I don’t want to be told that from a weak and flat guy like you!

Mitsuru: What did you say?

* Mitsuru and Futoshi are arguing in the background*

Goro: Calm down, you two…

Zorome: Ooh, a fight! Let’s go! Get him! Take him down!

Goro: Idiot, stop it!

Hiro: Heeeh, I never realized there are things like these in the woods... Aah! They smell nice!

*Hiro eats the mushroom*

Goro: Hiro, you say something too….Wait…huh?

Zorome: Oh, he ate it.

Futoshi: AAARGHH! MY MUSHROOMS!

Goro: Hey, you sure these are edible?

* Hiro falls to the floor*

Goro: Oi, Hiro!

Zorome: AAH! HIRO IS UNCONSCIOUS!

Goro: Hiro! Are you alright, Hiro!?

Zorome: Don’t tell me…he’s sleeping?

Goro: It seems so.

Zorome: What the hell? Don’t scare us like that!

Hiro: Kh…h..h….hihihihi….

Mitsuru: Is he laughing?

Zorome: Oi, oi, Hiro? You sure look weird…

Hiro: HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hiro: *still laughing* Tha..that’s impossible…what did you say….Zero Two….! I totally didn’t see that coming!

Goro: Oi, Hiro! Get a grip!

Zorome: OI!

* Zorome slaps Hiro*

Hiro: Huh? Zorome…? What about Zero Two…? And why does my cheek hurt…?

Mitsuru: Are you sleep talking right now? You ate that suspicious thing and started to laugh uncontrollably!

Hiro: Ate..? Oh, I get it now…I was thinking it had a nice smell…and then….hahahaha!

Zorome: Are you really okay?

Hiro: I don’t know…but I can’t stop laughing…!

Goro: You can’t stop laughing?

Futoshi: Forget about that! What about the taste? Was it good?

Hiro: The taste…? Oh…uh…I think it was pretty good.

Mitsuru: Don’t tell me you plan to eat it!

Zorome: Don’t you see Hiro’s condition?

Futoshi: Futoshi the man, he cannot back down from some fights!

Zorome: Eh? Uh…

Futoshi: Well then! Let’s eat!

* Futoshi eats the mushroom*

Futoshi: (I just know that I am hungry. When I realized, I’m being swallowed in the crowd of people as I went out from class at the sound of the bell ringing, and arrived in this battlefield.)

Boy A: Auntie! I want a yakisoba bread!

Girl A: One creamy bread and one curry bread for me!

Futoshi: (That’s right. The students with their empty stomaches are gathering here like zombies, purchasing bread. Let's see.. there are curry bread, melon bread, cheese bread…they all look delicious! But there is a unspoken rule here, and that is we must choose our bread carefully.)

Boy B: One katsu sandwich for me!

Hiro(2): One katsu sandwich over here too!

Futoshi: (Katsu sandwich? They have that here? Hmm….not bad. I want to try it too. Yes, right now I just have to…)

Futoshi: Give me a katsu sandwich, please!

Lady: I’m very sorry but the previous student has the last one.

Goro(3): Don’t screw with me! I was the one to take it first!

Hiro(2): No way! I was faster!

Futoshi: (If you really want something, you have to take it even it means using force. That is the rule here. I just have bad timing…damn it. Even though I know those have been sold out, my tummy is still hungry…)

Lady: Melon bread and yakisoba bread are sold out! Only 3 curry bread left in stock!

Futoshi: (This is bad. I have to get it no matter what, or it will sold out.)

Futoshi: Auntie! I want this!

Lady: One Anpan(4)? You got it!

Futoshi: (Anpan. I chose the most basic one. Let’s eat it. Hm? Hm…It’s delicious. It has a sweet and gentle taste. I start to feel nostalgic out of nowehere…I’m curious about katsu sandwich too but I think Anpan is the one for me.)

Futoshi: *starts humming* Hmhmhmhmhmhm….Goro~

Goro: GORO IS ME!

Mitsuru: What?

Goro: No, it’s just, I felt like I had to do a jab at that….

Zorome: Hey, Futoshi! Wake up, Futoshi!

Goro: It’s no use. He’s too deep in his slumber…

Mitsuru: But look at Futoshi’s face. He looks content.

Goro: Rather than content, I think the better word is “full”?

Futoshi: *laughing* Hahaahaha! There are so many Anpan!

Zorome: What the hell are those mushrooms? Did we just bring some dangerous stuff?

Mitsuru: Let’s burn these to ashes, quickly!

Zorome: Hold up, hold up! It wasn’t easy to bring these here, y’know?!

Goro: I agree with Mitsuru. These things look dangerous. Let’s dispose these mushrooms before they bring more victims.

Zorome: Hah! No way! I won’t accept it! I said I won’t accept it! If you said you’re gonna burn them, then I’m gonna eat them all!

Goro: Stop, Zorome!

* Zorome eats the mushroom*

Zorome: Haah, Hachi-sensei extra classes sure were tough. That guy is sure hot-blooded…hm..let’s see..their room is number 3055..3055…

* Zorome opens the door*

Hiro: Good work, Zorome!

Futoshi: You sure took your time!

Zorome: Ooh, if it isn’t Torikago(5)!

* Zorome snatches the microphone from Futoshi*

Futoshi: Hey! My mic!

Zorome: You guys! Let’s sing this song with full of energy!

Hiro & Futoshi: Hoi!

*Zorome starts to sing Torikago, with Hiro and Futoshi cheering for him*

Zorome: ♪ Kyoushitsu no madogoshi ni bonyari to sora ni tou ♪ (6)

Hiro & Futoshi: Hoi! Hoi!

*Zorome still singing in the background*

Mitsuru: Can you guys just stop bringing me along?

Goro: You said that, but you’re actually Kokoro-chan’s fan, aren’t you Mitsuru?

Futoshi: The same as me!?

* Hiro gets a message*

Hiro: Huh? *opens the message* Hey guys, listen! I got the tickets to XX:me(7) debut live stage!

Zorome: For real!?

Hiro: Yeah!

* The boys cheering happily and singing the chorus of Torikago*

The boys: ♪ Yume wo miseta kuse ni kanaereru chikara wo ataete kurenai nante tsuraku naru dake da yo ♪ (8)

Zorome: ♪ Sukaato no take sae… ♪ (9)

Mitsuru: What is he singing?

Goro: I don’t know. But it’s a good song.

* The girls come into the lounge*

Miku: Hey! What are you guys doing here?

Kokoro: Were you guys talking together? That’s nice!..Huwah!?

Miku: Zorome!? Futoshi!?

Ikuno: Why are they lying on the floor?

Ichigo: Don’t tell me…they were fighting?

Miku: A fight? Did they beat each other up?

Hiro: It’s not that!

Goro: He's right! There is a reason for this…

Kokoro: These mushrooms made them like that?

Miku: What’s up with these? They look disgusting…

Mitsuru: I think the mushrooms are causing a deep slumber to whoever eats it. It seems like they are having dreams too.

Ikuno: Dreams?

Hiro: I don’t remember much…but it felt airy…and it made me happy…it was fun.

Ichigo: Eh? Hiro, you ate it?

Hiro: In my case, everyone woke me up…but the same cannot be said for Zorome and Futoshi…huh?

Zero Two: Darling, what’s wrong?

Hiro: *starts laughing*

Zero Two: Why are you laughing?

Hiro: No…it’s just….looking at you…is..funny..! Hahahahaha!

Miku: Hmm…so that’s the effect. Hey, aren’t you interested?

Kokoro: Eh?

Miku: Just look at Zorome and Futoshi’s face! They look happy!

Kokoro: But it will make you fall into deep slumber…I don’t think we should eat it…

Miku: When that happens, Kokoro, wake me up! I will tell you about my dream after I wake up!

Kokoro: If you say so…

Miku: As expected of Kokoro! Well, the appearance is kinda off-putting…

*Miku eats the mushroom*

Crowd: ENCORE! ENCORE! ENCORE!

*The crowd cheers*

Zorome: WE’VE BEEN WAITING!

Futoshi: KOKORO-CHAAAAN!

Miku: Everyone, thank you for attending XX:me debut live stage today!

Kokoro: Everyone, all of your supports have reached us to this stage!

Mitsuru // Futoshi: KOKORO-SAN! // KOKORO-CHAN!

Zero Two: I am standing on this stage right now because of you Darlings! And so…I love you, Darlings!

Zorome: YOUR DARLING IS RIGHT HERE!

Hiro: NOPE, I AM DARLING!

Ikuno: I am standing here right now because I have reliable friends with me. Right, Ichigo?

Ichigo: Eh? Ikuno, you…Me too, if it’s not for Ikuno, I wouldn’t see this view right now!

Goro: Way to go!

Miku: Miku is really sad, but the next song will really, really be the last one!

Crowd: EEEH?!

Miku: Miku is sad too, but XX:me has just begun! We are just students, but we will fly to the sky starting from this place! We will deliver more sparkling stages to you in the future!

* The crowd cheers*

Ichigo: Let’s say the name of the final song. Ready, set...

All: TORIKAGO!

Kokoro: Miku! Hey, wake up, Miku!

Mitsuru: She’s not waking up at all.

Kokoro: I knew it, I should’ve stopped her…

Mitsuru: No, along with Zorome, she isn’t the type to listen to others.

Kokoro: Hmm..Oh! No, Mitsuru-kun!

Mitsuru: Eh?

Ikuno: You were always staring at Kokoro’s thighs.

Mitsuru: T-that’s not it! I was looking at the idiot who is leisurely sleeping at Kokoro-san’s lap-!

Miku: ♪ Sukaato no take sae… ♪

Mitsuru: She’s singing the same song as Zorome…

Goro: Seems like we cannot the deny the bond of partners.

Zero Two: Hey, Darling. Do you want to try it again?

Hiro: Eh?

Zero Two: You were fine after eating it, right?

Hiro: Well, there is no guarantee I would be fine the second time…

Zero Two: Here, here~ It has a very nice smell~

Hiro: Wa…Zero Two…don’t push onto my arm too much…

Zero Two: Here, here~ Quickly~!

*Zero Two and Hiro continue flirting*

Ichigo: Argh! I can’t listen to this any longer!

Ikuno: Eh? Ichigo?

Ichigo: If you really want someone to eat the mushroom that badly, then I’ll do it!

Goro: You idiot…!

Ichigo: Give me that!

*Ichigo eats the mushroom*

Narrator: This is a school located in Tokyo, Area 16, Mistilteinn All-Girls School. The rumors say that the school feels like prison and the students are good fighters. When you are different than the others, you would go straight to hell surrounded by ferocious beasts. The ones who control the school are…

Miku: Should I shred your eyeshadow with my nails?

Narrator: The hellish make up, Miku of the Hooked Nails.

Ikuno: Impure acts with the opposite sex are forbidden.

Narrator: The cold disciplinary committee, Ikuno the Paper Crane.

Kokoro: Fighting is no good~ If you want to do it, make sure that people won’t see~!

Narrator: The smiling delinquent leader, Kokoro the Iron Mask.

Ichigo: Really, you guys suck. Go back to elementary school and learn that from scratch.

Narrator: The stern leader, Ichigo of the Jackknife.

*The school bell rings*

Hiro: Everyone, please take your seats! Today we have a transfer stu-

Students: *starts to make a commotion*

Hiro: Everyone, please calm down! As you guys are students of Mistilteinn All-Girls School, I want you all to have a normal-

Student A: Quit your yappin’, Mister!

Student B: She’s right! Ya want us to keep quiet? It’s 100 years too early for ya!

Ichigo: Everyone, let’s all calm down.

Hiro: Attendance number 15, the class representative, Ichigo-kun!

Ichigo: Sensei is troubled. If we keep going like this, he can’t start the lesson!

Hiro: Thank you, Ichigo-kun!

Ichigo: Heh, just kidding. You really thought that was the case?

Hiro: Eh?

Ichigo: You’re called sensei but you’re actually a dunce. My grades are fine and I don’t feel I want to be taught anything by you.

Hiro: I knew it, I shouldn’t have become a teacher…this isn’t where I belong…

Zero Two: Heeh, so this is Mistilteinn All-Girls School…looks like a boring place.

Miku: Huh!? Are you picking a fight with us?

Student C: You…! Zero Two the 3-Second Killer!

Kokoro: 3-Second Killer? Why are you so afraid?

Student D: The rumors says if you look her in the eyes for three seconds, she will kill you!

Miku: But that’s just a rumor, right?

Zero Two: Hey, are you my homeroom teacher?

Hiro: Eh? Ah…are you the transfer student?

Zero Two: Hmmm..interesting. Your eyes tell me that you have no place to belong. I like you. My heart is racing right now. From now on, you are my sensei!

Hiro: Huh!?

Ichigo: Eh? She kissed him?

Ikuno: You two, get away from each other! Impure acts with the opposite sex are forbidden! If you're gonna stay like that, then I have to use force…!

Ichigo: Wait, Ikuno!

Ikuno: Eh?

Ichigo: Sorry, Ikuno. I’m already breaking that rule for a long time.

Ikuno: Ichigo?

Ichigo: I’ve always liked him. That’s why…I always deliberately start an argument with Hiro-sensei. I’m such an idiot. I've never thought that I would have a rival…that’s why…Hey, you newbie over there!

Zero Two: Hm?

Ichigo: Meet me at the back of the school building after the school's over. We will have a duel!

Ichigo: Heeh…you’re not bad…your fist…worked pretty well on me…

Ikuno: No, Ichigo! Wake up, Ichigo!

Goro: Damn it! Even Ichigo…what’s gotten into her?!